Anybody else where I am at?

I'm there. I've hit that age where going to a place full of women that cut guys' hair while wearing tight referee outfits while you watch tv isn't for me any more. I'm ready to go back to a barbershop where a man cuts my hair and shaves with a straight razor is what I want in the way of grooming. 

Don't get me wrong, the hot towel and massage and all that other jazz is nice, but it's time to move on. 

What about you? Maybe I'm crazy, but again these are really just my random thoughts.